2008年7月21日 星期一

Supermarket Baby

In the supermarket, there was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, yelling baby.
The baby was crying all the time.

But the man was so patient.
He kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

A woman standing next to him said, “You are so nice, sir. You should be praised for trying to comfort your son Albert.”

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I am Albert."

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